Sunday 14 March 2010

Top ten film stars you would love to slap with a rather large fish!

1)Dame Judi Dench-Period drama's,and for subjecting us to rom com, As Time Goes By.
2)Hugh Grant-Floppy haired,posh boy,the star of Two Weeks Notice.Pain, feel Pain!.
3)Dakota Fanning-Silly name,need I say more.
4)Mike Myers-Rarely funny in Scottish,American,or Canadian accents.
5)Samuel L Jackson-Still living off Pulp Fiction,angry shouty man.
6)Meg Ryan-Its the face kids!,it's all about the face!.
7)Danny Dyer-Are you sick of this generic cockney twat?,because i am,you slag!.
8)Kevin Costner-One word,Waterworld.
9)Diane Keaton-Every time she acts,small children cry all over the world.
10)Jude Law-Twat, it's that simple.

Well that's my list, feel free to add your own contenders.

1 comment:

Harry2020 said...

I think you forgot Johnny Depp - stop playing the same character in every movie dammit!